when you realize you may actually live through a global fascist period
Me: yo pass the FN M1910
Friend: u better not kill Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and start a chain of events that lead up to World War I
Me:
here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling
Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……
*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
when you see your parent come home from the grocery store